| tegan: | hey i just met you |
| tegan: | and this is crazy |
| tegan: | IF I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER |
| tegan: | WOULD IT STILL BE THE SAME |
| tegan: | IF I SAVED YOU FROM DROWNING |
| tegan: | PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER GO AWAY |
| tegan: | PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY |
| tegan: | so call me maybe |
| Sara: | That nothing will seem easy about me. But I promise this, I won't go my whole life telling you I don't need... |
| Sister: | ... |
| Sara: | But i promise this, i won't go my whole life telling you i don't need... |
| Sister: | .... |
| Sara: | I'll tell you now I guess like I should have told you then... |
| Sister: | ...?!?!?!?! |
| Sara: | But i promise this, i won't go my whole life telling you i don't need |
| Sister: | YOU DON'T NEED WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THEN?! WHAT THE FUCK!! |
| Me: | okay let's change the song |
| Tegan: | when you creep up and say...Darling, it breaks my heart each time you... |
| Sister: | ... |
| Tegan: | Darling, it breaks my heart each time i... |
| Guitar: | pee po pooo |
| Sister: | ...?? |
| Tegan: | you slip your hands inside my pock- |
| Sister: | NO! FINISH YOUR GOD DAMN SENTENCES! WHAT IS SHE DOING THAT'S BREAKING YOUR GOD DAMN HEART?!?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKIN FUCKARY!!! |
| Me: | *shut's off stereo* |
hey I just followed you
and this is crazy
but you’re absolutely beautiful and I need to know if you’re a lesbian or even into girls because omg I just want to take you home to my mother and court the fuck out of you and make you feel really pretty and important and maybe marry you
so you should give me your number
so I can call you maybe
(via greengore94)
Sara: It would be so much funnier if Goldfish crackers were frowning. If they were like *frown* and then you eat it, you’re like *crazed happy face*
(via learning2swim)
| Jesus: | Love thy neighbor as thyself |
| Apostle: | What if they’re gay? |
| Jesus: | Did I fucking stutter? |